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Mayor Goes To JAIL !

He can't hide behind City Hall!! Mayor Gosling was removed in handcuffs and under duress from his Parlour this afternoon. The charges? Possession with intent to distribute black seals!! The Mayor has been secretly breeding the highly endangered species for marketing reasons and PETA had no other choice but to take serious action. To add insult to injury, the Mayor made a desperate attempt at escape which was thwarted. Seeing as he was proven to be a flight risk, he was forced to surrender his moped as well as his passport. He has also been forbidden to travel to Dockyard as the dolphins in the Keep get a little on edge whenever he comes to visit, now we know why!!!